Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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