we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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