I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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