oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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