Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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