Nicole vs. Life
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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