my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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