Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
not ubering you a puppy
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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