The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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