It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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