Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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