I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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