I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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