the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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