Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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