Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Randomize
