no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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