So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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