its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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