hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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