why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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