We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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