Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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