is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
