is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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