He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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