I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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