Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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