therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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