What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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