He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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