weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
