I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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