even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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