If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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