Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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