You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize