doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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