So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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