I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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