she's into porn, im staying here tonight
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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