He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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