You smell like stripper and shame
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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