We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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