Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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