Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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