pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize