He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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