Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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