He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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