He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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