She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Is it penis luge time yet?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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