Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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