His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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